chanandlerb0ng: what’s that thing called where your crush likes you back oh yes your imagination
witneyhouston: im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
Me if i ever go on a date: Do you think theres wifi here?
wartortles: wartortles: its so sad that blind people cant see the internet *single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
whoatakeiteasyman: If you’re my only friend in a class and you choose someone else when the teacher says to pick partners thats it, game over pal, you’re dead to me
apatheticghost: REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD ITS NICE YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON BEING MEAN IS MEAN THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
misteroswald: bbc weather right now: high chance of tears across the entire planet
trungles: upgraders: a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.
fuckyouajax: relationship status:
wurnbo: did i allow u to have fun without me
pati79: 827125: kawaiisquad: What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself? Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.
calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
jimmyyesvak: vintagernisery: rhydonmyhardon: reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN
unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
Miss someone until they come back, or until you come back, until their absence...– Stephanie Georgopulus (via thescottishgirl)
thethrillofit: im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president