crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

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arceninetales:

craseydreams29:

hungarian:

if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon

there was. but then everything changed when the firemelons attacked. 

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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terns:

mark your territory by crying on things

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changes being made since yahoo but tumblr (100% true):

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

• blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
• on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
• christmas is illegal
• the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
• post limit is 1 post per day
• selfies are banned
• you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
• baldness is illegal

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